Traffic is a witch, fool

I absolutely despise traffic. There is nothing in this world that would make me be stuck in traffic for over an hour, and I haven't even driven a mile, except 10 million TAX FREE dollars, or a marriage proposal from Garth Brooks (I know he's married to Trisha Yearwood, but it won't last) . So yeah, don't go somewhere where a lot of people may have the tendency to be. I have learned my lesson.